We are all guilty at some point in time of wanting to take time off of work or school using a medical excuse. No matter what you have going on in your outside life, educational institutions or employers only want to see concrete evidence that you are too sick to work. Typically, you will want to use illnesses that are easy to fake, hard to disprove, and would affect your performance at work. In combination with the right set of symptoms and fake doctors notes, you will finally be able to enjoy the life that you have been missing out on.
Stomach Aches
Stomach aches are the classic go-to excuse when it comes to skipping out on your obligations. Stomach aches have such wide implications that they can be mild to severe. Exaggerating your diagnosis with a combination of aches, pains, vomiting, and gases will have your employer or teacher wanting to stay far away from their classroom. Submit your fake doctor’s note which details your unpleasant digestive system to have the next several days to yourself.
Foot Pain
Many jobs will require you to stand or walk for several hours a day. Because of this, having a major problem with your feet will essentially tell your boss that you will be useless if you come into work that day. Get a fake not from a foot specialist showing the severity of your injury and you should be clear to stay out of work for quite awhile.
Headaches
Everybody going to class or work on Mondays will probably have a headache, but it can be considered severe if this headache was a result of something severe like a blood clot. Instead of fumbling for an excuse of why your hangover won’t allow you to work, instead, opt to get a fake not showing how severe your head pain really is.